“I vash and vipe ze vindows.”
We don’t teach it enough.
Ted goes to the Bad Place.
How does a dog even write a book?
The even gooder place.
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Do you feel it, too?
An ugly duckling, but don’t forget how that story ended.
Because it’s freakin’ awesome.