They’re on a mission…to waste your time.
Sometimes, there are no happy endings.
He’s not looking for a fight, but he can’t afford to lose this one.
If you can survive an underground doomsday cult, you can survive anything.
Remember, kids, you can win an interstellar war by making out in front of the enemy.
He’s fighting his urge to kill people. The man he’s hunting won’t return the favor.
They may be made of plastic, but you won’t find many kids’ shows with more heart.
It’s a Murphy Brown for the modern(ish) age.
Can lightning strike twice? Turns out that…no, it cannot.