You got a problem, maggot?
Just because you have a book doesn’t mean you have a story.
We don’t need no education.
Of all the most important rules, it’s the most important.
Hint: the dummies are the ones who get eaten.
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon.
Neutral prose is garbage prose.
Allow me to appease you.
That which is unthinkable today…
It should be impossible to write a classic, so how have any writers managed to?