The Better Mousetrap has arrived.
You’re about to read something amazing.
It’s finally happening.
Everything you’ve heard is true.
My book is not just going to be exciting. It’s going to be PRETTY.
June can’t get here soon enough.
I’ve got the best audiobook narrator in the business. Other than that, I’m on my own.
You are disqualified from marketing your own book.
I am devastated.
It’s so close I can taste it.