Mr. Horne's Book of Secrets

Movies

Netflixing: Big Trouble in Little China

They don’t make bad movies like they used to.

Netflixing: The Angry Birds Movie

They’re on a mission…to waste your time.

When a Repressed Memory Resurfaces

For all those who have never gone through it, themselves.

Netflixing: Batman: The Movie

“Holy stilted dialogue, Batman.”

Do Not Take Your Six-Year-Old to See a PG-13 Movie

I shouldn’t have to point this out.

Hollywood has an Iconography Problem

Have you ever noticed how Jesus is everywhere? And I don’t mean “everywhere” in the sense that He’s divinely omnipresent. No, I mean the other kind of everywhere—specifically, I am talking about movies. Because people are putting Him in movies.…
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Netflixing: The Little Prince

The Little Disappointment.

Neflixing: Hot Fuzz

It takes a quaint English village to raise a cop.

Netflixing: The Boxtrolls

It takes a lot of great talent to make a bad movie.