They’re on a mission…to waste your time.
They don’t make ’em like they used to.
Sometimes, there are no happy endings.
He’s not looking for a fight, but he can’t afford to lose this one.
For all those who have never gone through it, themselves.
If you can survive an underground doomsday cult, you can survive anything.
Remember, kids, you can win an interstellar war by making out in front of the enemy.
Because we can’t all get stabbed in the back.
He’s fighting his urge to kill people. The man he’s hunting won’t return the favor.
They may be made of plastic, but you won’t find many kids’ shows with more heart.