I’ve got the best audiobook narrator in the business. Other than that, I’m on my own.
You are disqualified from marketing your own book.
I am devastated.
I’m not even angry. I’m being so sincere right now.
It’s a nonstop non-story.
It’s so close I can taste it.
You got a problem, maggot?
Just because you have a book doesn’t mean you have a story.
We don’t need no education.
Time to stop forgetting.