Nobody important has to die!
And I don’t mean that metaphorically or rhetorically, or poetically or theoretically, or any other fancy way.
Who’s going to help me eat this stack of pancakes?
I give you 5 stars!
Keep those fingers crossed.
Were you there at the beginning? Will you be here at the end?
The Better Mousetrap has arrived.
You’re about to read something amazing.
It’s finally happening.
Everything you’ve heard is true.