You’ll never see it coming.
It’s a tragedy! A tragedy, I tell ya!
You will not read this. You are not ready.
You were lied to.
Nobody important has to die!
And I don’t mean that metaphorically or rhetorically, or poetically or theoretically, or any other fancy way.
Are you ready to go on an adventure?
Who’s going to help me eat this stack of pancakes?
Fan art Friday the 13th!