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Netflixing: Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special

He’ll save Christmas…ten months in advance.

Thwarted by Bureaucracy

Gather round children, and hear my tail of Yuletide anguish. Fine. Be that way, but I’m going to keep talking while you pretend not to listen. Ahem… As we all know, Christmas is a contest. When people say, “‘Tis better…
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Writing Books Makes You Better at Christmas Shopping

No, really. It may be hard to swallow, but if you keep an open mind, it isn’t hard to see why practicing┬áthis makes you better at┬áthis Not that anyone needs more reasons to write books, but the upsides of the…
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