You couldn’t get away with this on television.
‘Tis the season.
I’m not always an alchemist, but when I am, I’m full metal.
Girls can be real witches, sometimes.
Not as bright as you think.
This ain’t your daddy’s Dracula.
Don’t fight the melancholy.
They don’t make bad movies like they used to.
Starring the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem.
I am a fish. Which of course doesn’t mean that I am a literal fish, but it’s something to keep in mind for today’s post, for today I will be […]