I give you the answer. Straight up.
You are not ready for my next book.
Speaking the unspeakable is my superpower.
It’s a tragedy! A tragedy, I tell ya!
You were lied to.
And I don’t mean that metaphorically or rhetorically, or poetically or theoretically, or any other fancy way.
Were you there at the beginning? Will you be here at the end?
You’re about to read something amazing.
It’s finally happening.
Everything you’ve heard is true.