No news is great news.
They gave Eeyore psychic powers.
The even gooder place.
Confused? You won’t be, after this week’s episode of…Soap.
When you can’t be broken, you have to learn how to bend.
This is why TV was invented.
He’s a horse. He’s a man. But mostly, he’s a one-trick pony.
He’s got mad cooking skills, but still has to pay the bills.
They’re only counting the really, really BIG rocks.