Introduction to Iconetics

Introduction to Iconetics

Only a few years ago, a class like this would not have been possible. Convincing the department that iconetics is a real subject has been the labor of my career. Even now, it would not be possible were it not for the emergence of several high profile examples of...
The Nonexistence of Nonfiction

The Nonexistence of Nonfiction

This nonsubject is a nonissue. It’s the kind of nonsense spouted by a nonconformist from his nontraditional, nondescript office of nonstop nonchalance. As a nonsmoking nonalcoholic, I always try to be a noncombatant. Or at least a nonpartisan. I’m...
Constructive Apathy, Part 2

Constructive Apathy, Part 2

Last week, we learned that apathy is a prerequisite to happiness. It was a hard pill to swallow but ultimately good for everyone. It’s actually a suppository. If you missed that post, I highly recommend reading it. Being the source of your own unhappiness is the...
Constructive Apathy, Part 1

Constructive Apathy, Part 1

I have long been a proponent of apathy. Healthy, honest, clean and beneficial apathy. It’s not a popular position. And that’s understandable. When an apathetic person enters a position of authority, where they have an obligation to both care and act in...
The Invisible Audience

The Invisible Audience

There exists a problem, endemic to all recorded media, that originally applied to writing alone. It can be summed up in a quote from a famous Luddite: People like ourselves may see nothing wondrous in writing, but our anthropologists know how strange and magical it...
What’s Your Method?

What’s Your Method?

Questions are rare treasures. Whenever you get a new one, you are that much richer. Don’t believe me? Well, allow me to give you an example. This Year’s Experiment I know I’ve touched on this subject three times already, but my understanding has been...