The Wheel of Time is Going to FAIL

The Wheel of Time is Going to FAIL

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. And this is going to be some pretty bad news, especially for the kind of people who read this blog. Because if you have any interest at all in me and my attempts at publication, then you’re probably the kind of person who...
The First is the Worst: A GIF Poem

The First is the Worst: A GIF Poem

I’m going to ask you some things. I’m going to ask…until I run out. Are you ready? How long are you going to keep going? What do you want me to say? Can I handle the truth? What else is there? Do you want to go? Are you that cold? Are you an actress?...
Netflixing: The Christmas Chronicles

Netflixing: The Christmas Chronicles

Can we get one thing straight first? Listen, people: slapping the word “Chronicles” on something does not somehow turn it into a fantasy epic. I’m looking at you, Vin Diesel: Because the word “Chronicles” has a definite meaning....
Netflixing: Jeopardy!

Netflixing: Jeopardy!

This American quiz show, created by Merv Griffin, has won 33 daytime Emmys and has been running for 35 seasons. This television game show host has the longest career in the medium, though he stunned the world when he shaved his famous moustache. This streaming...
Netflixing: A Very Murray Christmas

Netflixing: A Very Murray Christmas

I was hoping for something along the lines of Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special.  If you remember my review of that (or visit the above link), you’ll recall that I enjoyed the off the wall humor and self-parody that the...